The Top 25 Films of 2009: Honorable Mentions

Too Many Honorable Mentions:

Either I just saw too many movies this year, or this happened to be a particularly good year for film in general, but I'm quite literally going down my list from 26-50 to cull the honorable mentions. Last year, I composed a Top 15 because I just couldn't leave off a small handful of interesting, refreshing little films like Happy-Go-Lucky and...um, Ex-Drummer, but the breadth of genre cinema released this year was like manna from heaven. Last year's list was populated by a lot of smaller films, and what I've noticed this year is that mainstream films, more often than not, lived up to the hype. Last year, this was true of The Dark Knight and Wall-E. This year, I've got FOUR films in my top TEN that made at least $100 million at the box office. And this year, I've committed to finalizing a Top 25 list due to the fine crop of releases I've managed to see.

I'd be remiss in heralding the genuinely inventive genre offerings near the top of my list if I didn't provide an all-encompassing view of some of the more intriguing, lesser-known genre offerings of the year as well.

And let's just say, if you're surprised something isn't considered in one of these sub-categories...it's probably in the Top 25.

The Year in Horror

I LOVE horror films. They are the one genre of film I am, perversely, always in the mood to watch. That's right, moreso even than French cinema. Last year, we had a handful of solid, low-budget efforts such as Splinter, and the UK Miniseries, Dead Set (fast zombies and all).

Here's this year's crop:


Trick 'r Treat (Dir. Michael Dougherty)

Hands-down, the film on this list I'm most sore about leaving off of my Top 25, Dougherty adopts a Pulp Fiction-style approach to the anthology horror film (which, come to think of it, is more of a Black Sabbath approach, but I digress), and it works absolute wonders. Filled with pitch-black humor - and boasting one of the most instantly-iconic creations to hit the screen this year in 'Sam' - the film is only bogged down by its final segment, which drags a bit, and by a somewhat anticlimactic reveal of just what's under that brown sack. In spite of these faults, I can't help but whole-heartedly recommend this film, one of the Class of 2007 that was delayed ad infinitum and finally saw the light of day this year. Its delayed release is the most perplexing to me, because this is the kind of fun little horror film that could have killed the Saw series had it reached theaters. But then again, that happened anyway, I suppose.


Pontypool (Dir. Bruce McDonald)

A sleeper of a film, released to Video-On-Demand by IFC and slated to hit DVD on January 26th, I'm not really surprised more people didn't hear about this film, because its release was about as miniscule as they come. However, the film takes a very inventive concept (a zombie infection that spreads through speech and language), and an excellent setting to craft a throwback of sorts to something like The Twilight Zone. For fans of Rod Serling's most famous creation, the films of Val Lewton, or zombie films in general, this is the year's alternative to Zombieland. This is a film that relies on ideas rather than stunt cameos for its success, and I can't recommend this enough.

Other noteworthy horror films:

Paranormal Activity - not an unqualified success as a stand-alone film, but for what it stands for: the rise of marketing dollars behind micro-budget films that rely on imagination and creativity; the death of the Saw film series - this film is absolutely remarkable.

House of the Devil - Its ending is absolutely maddening to me (not the idea of it, merely the execution), but the first hour-plus of the film, before Ti West pulls the rug out from under his heroine, is an absolute marvel of throwback craft and old-fashioned, John Carpenter-esque, suspense that absolutely NAILS the execution.

I can't really throw a lot of support towards many of the horror films lower on my list, but I will say that a little French film named Martyrs left me shaken, a little film called A Perfect Getaway surprised me a good bit, and one of the handful of Ghost House Pictures, The Children, proved to be remarkably inventive (and not quite a remake of the original, as I had guessed). Oh, and there might be a couple in my Top 25, depending on how one defines 'horror.'

The Year In Sci-Fi

The first thing I did when the clock struck 11:00 (CST) last night was to pop in my Blu-Ray of 2001: A Space Odyssey. It's an understatement to say that the visuals are bold and breathtaking, and that the sound design is arguably the finest ever crafted, but what really struck me about the film watching it again were its absolutely massive IDEAS. That's one trait a lot of science fiction films this year shared - and even as a function of their minuscule budgets, it's the explorations of those big ideas that made the following films (and the ones in my Top 25) stand out.


Sleep Dealer (Dir. Alex Rivera)

Here is a film that was made for about as close to no-budget as you can get, and yet the effects that are there are cheap, but not distracting, and the ideas within the story are so intoxicating that it's impossible not to get caught up in this eerily-plausible future vision. There is a scene, early on, when the lead first 'plugs in' to operate a robot working on a building in San Diego, that the film just totally puts you there, and you share this strangely beautiful moment of discovery with the character. That's not just a great sci-fi moment, that's great filmmaking. Rivera is, hands-down, one of the most promising young filmmakers out there right now, and this film has been almost criminally overlooked. It's cheap on Amazon, where it's available on DVD and on Blu-Ray, and it's on Netflix as well. If you're a fan of sci-fi at all, I highly recommend you check it out.

Terminator: Salvation - here is a film that clearly aspired to a higher level of blockbuster filmmaking, but just because it failed at that doesn't mean it's not a wildly inventive, exceedingly well-produced example of B-movie entertainment at its finest, glossiest extreme. Lowered expectations work wonders for this film, and many of the action sequences are absolutely jaw-dropping.

Gamer - although, if anything, this film proves how polarizing Neveldine/Taylor can be, it's also propelled along with their specific, kinetic style of filmmaking in a way that absolutely saves their lackluster script, and elevates the film to the glorious B-movie stature it strives so earnestly to attain. Bonus points for Lloyd Kaufman's second cameo in one of their films this year.

Visioneers - this is a strange, absurdist dark comedy...kind of (?) film that...well, it's definitely worth checking out, for fans of Zack Galifianakis and for fans of...just strange films in-general. This film doesn't try to meet you halfway with its surreal, dystopian satire of modern middle-class living...although in a strange way it seems wrong to call it satire. One of the most inventive, under-the-rader films of the year. And it's available on Netflix Watch Instantly. So what have you got to lose?

Other, Non-Genre Specific Honorable Mentions


Sugar (Dir. Anna Boden & Ryan Fleck)

An absolutely wonderful, deceptively-simple little film about the only sport I love (baseball), executed with all due nuance by two extremely talented filmmakers whose previous film, Half Nelson, I absolutely LOVE (like, Best of the Decade Top 50 Love, folks). So really, the question isn't what was so great about this film, but rather where did it fall short, by my estimation? The sad fact is that I was only able to see this film once, and I'm certain a second viewing would only serve to raise its stature in my eyes. I felt there were some shifts towards the end the first time through that affected the pacing at the time, but in-general that's the kind of problem that I've found tends to fade upon further viewings. The AFI named it one of their 10 best of the year, and I'm fully behind that. Right now, for me, it's stuck at #26 on the pile.


An Education (Dir. Lone Scherfig)

This is the most recently-viewed film on my entire list, and in defense of its low position, I can only say that I weeded-out my Top 25 based on personal preference (although I guess that's kind of...the nature of it all, no?), and as well-executed as this film is (and believe me, it is an absolute joy to watch), at the end of the day, it's just not subject matter I'm inherently drawn to, and not something I feel I'm likely to watch multiple times - to examine its craft, or to lose myself in the world of its story. If a film's subject matter isn't a story I find inherently interesting, I'm often more bowled-over when a filmmaker overcomes my initial reticence to the topic with their technique or with a remarkably well-constructed script. At the end of the day, this is a film that is filled with excellent performances (particularly, it must be said, Carey Mulligan), that is paced to within an inch of its life, and that actually does boast an extremely clever, knowing script from novelist Nick Hornby, but...it doesn't quite get there for me. Although I have to recommend it as highly as any others on this list. It would be much higher on this list, had this been last year, or many other years, really, but there are a handful of films I absolutely couldn't budge - hence this MASSIVE Honorable Mentions post, and hence my defense of many of these films' placements.


World's Greatest Dad (Dir. Bobcat Goldthwait)

Much as I've wrestled with each film thus far mentioned as being left off of my list, this film's exclusion was particularly difficult, because this film conjures that fuzziest of emotions in me: pure, unadulterated, love and adoration. In this most pitch-black of comedies, Bobcat Goldthwait crafts a satire that is biting (if at times a bit clumsy), and Robin Williams gives the kind of wonderful performance that actually forgives a film like Old Dogs. This is a film whose themes are completely unusual, and refreshingly unconcerned with any kind of politically correct approach to such a sensitive issue...
And yet, I just can't reveal anything about it. This film is such a small miracle that to reveal its secrets would be tantamount to blasphemy. If you love dark comedies, if you can forgive the few minor missteps of an earnest film with something to say, and if you can find it your heart to give Robin Williams another chance after his myriad transgressions, I implore you - whoever is reading this - to seek this film out.


The Brothers Bloom (Dir. Rian Johnson)

I love Brick. I love everything about Brick, and I've found Rian Johnson's appearances on the Slashfilmcast nothing short of endearing, and yet I have my fair share of issues with this, his sophomore effort. It is impeccably well-directed, and the script is remarkably complex, layered with symbol and metaphor - much like the cons of the film's titular brothers - and yet, there's some small spark missing from the execution. Something felt off from the very beginning, with its Ricky Jay-narrated prologue (executed to much better effect in P.T. Anderson's Magnolia), and then it never quite manages to live up to my admittedly-lofty expectations for it. The still I've chosen is from one of the most carefully-composed shots from the film, in which Weisz is reflected in that mirror as she performs an extremely complex card trick, which she learned for the shot - and I suppose part of it could be that kind of formalistic excess (although I typically am a sucker for such formalistic excesses, and at least one of the films in my Top 25 is nothing more or less than a formalistic excess), and part of it could simply be that Johnson sounds an off note right at the start of the film and never quite recovers. Of all the films on this list, I feel a second viewing is most essential to cement my feelings for THIS film in particular.


Watchmen: Theatrical, Director's, & Ultimate Cuts (Director: Zack Snyder)

And here I end my Honorable Mentions with one of the most divisive films of the year. I've seen this film multiple times now. I saw it in theaters twice. I saw the Director's Cut when it came out. At this point, I've finished the Ultimate Cut as well - although I'd already seen both the now-incorporated Tales of the Black Freighter AND the documentary inspired by Hollis Mason's memoir, Under the Hood, which couldn't have really been incorporated into some longer cut, but stands apart as a very interesting curio, that still leaves me wanting more McHattie in the final cut of the film (McHattie's making a strong showing on this Honorable Mentions list with 2 mentions, and possibly a 3rd in the Top 25, if anyone can spot it).

I've sweated blood over this movie. Snyder is one of the most maddening filmmakers working right now - almost infuriatingly talented (or is he?), and able to make the kind of big-budget studio films most filmmakers would absolutely KILL for the opportunity to make, he was given about as much leeway as could have been fiscally defensible by Warner Bros. to make one of the most anticipated films of all-time, and in the end, he makes a film that is equal parts idiotic/misplaced excess, stubborn devotion to the text, and bracing, fractious brilliance (the scene when Dr. Manhattan arrives on Mars is one that never fails to send chills down my spine). Is this fated to be one of the most notorious missed opportunities ever, or is this simply the closest we'll ever be allowed to get to Brian De Palma's Watchmen (dig the relentless formalism, the excessive violence, and the curious emotional detachment from the story)?

The answers to this film's myriad issues are left unanswered by the unprecedented multiple cuts released in such rapid succession, and - in the end - we just have to settle for a film that frequently flirts with brilliance, before Malin Akerman shows up again, or before Snyder proves how surprisingly clueless he's become regarding soundtrack choices (oddly, one of the strengths of his Dawn of the Dead remake), or before the excessive-violence-as-satire simply becomes excessive violence for the sake of excessive violence...

There's arguably only one film this year that elicited this strong a reaction from me, and it's in my Top 25. So, I suppose there's something to be said for that.

The Final Few Honorable Mentions

The Cove - A bracing, unflinching look at an abhorrent situation, and a bold attempt to bring back Save the Whales. Although somehow, now I fear dolphins.

Coraline - One of those 'any-other-year-this-would-be-near-the-top' snubs that's impeccably crafted and as terrifying as any horror movie released this year.

Humpday - 'mumblecore' that manages to transcend its oft-insufferable origins through use of an intriguing premise and a pair of remarkable performances.

You, the Living - Somehow, less-assured than his masterpiece, Songs from the Second Floor, Roy Andersson's film is still frequently hilarious and oddly touching. And very dark.

The Road - A unique-but-muddled film that adds up to the sum of its parts, and nothing more. Not that that's a bad thing, necessarily. When the parts are as haunting and grimly gorgeous as they are here.

Anvil! The Story of Anvil! - Touching, heartwarming, and deserves bonus points for being the rare documentary to actually have an impact (Anvil's career is looking brighter than ever)

The Hangover - Sure, it's only as good as it is because of Zack Galifianakis. but it's a $300-million-dollar success starring Galifianakis as well (which is an absolute good thing). And it is, once it gets going, absolutely hilarious.

The Carter - a fascinating portrait of Lil Wayne, one of the strangest popular artists in recent memory. Yes, including Lady Gaga. Honestly, I don't find her that strange.

The Square - Yep, the one Harry Knowles went ape over. It's very good, and I could see future viewings improving it considerably, but right now it has to settle for being a surprisingly well-executed neo-noir, and an honorable mention.

Sherlock Holmes - A whole lot of fun, even if it's ultimately a touch inconsequential.

Goodbye Solo - Ramin Bahrani's previous effort, the incredible Chop Shop, proved a tough act to follow, but this is still one of the warmest, most engrossing works of the year.

Funny People - WAY too long, but frequently hilarious and ultimately a bit touching. Has all of the strengths of Apatow's earlier films, plus a few new weaknesses - and his growth as a filmmaker is evident.

Bronson - This film is entirely about the performance, and Tom Hardy's performance is LEGEND. I look forward to checking this out on Blu-Ray in the near future.

Ponyo - Miyazaki's latest skews a touch younger than some of his other works, but there's no denying his unparalleled ability to conjure such childlike whimsy and wonder out of thin air. Cements his status as a master, but amongst such a strong crop of animated films this year it unfortunately got a bit lost in the shuffle.

Knowing - One of the strangest, most perplexing studio efforts of recent memory. A film that's not afraid to ask enormous questions only to provide answers that equate angels with UFOs, and present us with a fiery vision of the end of the the world. And it's Nicolas Cage. This Year-End round-up hasn't seen the last of him.

So, um...there you have it. Keep an eye out for My Top 25 list, arriving in the near future. And Happy New Year, everyone!

- Andrew Ford

The Decade That Was, Part I: [Thoughts] & My Decade of Flops

When this decade began, I was 11.

From what I can gather, this wasn't one of our better decades as a country. We ended up in a war for reasons that are dubious at best. We were the victims of a major terrorist attack, as well as the vindictive bitch-in-heat fury of Mother Nature. We literally only HALF-elected a president twice in a row who did more harm to this country and its image abroad than even the most cynical of political pundits could possibly have foreseen.

You know, context clues.

Of course it was a great decade for film. Out of adversity come great works, and in addition to the excellent batch of films we received this decade, technology made it feasible to enjoy them in the comfort of your own home in equal-or-greater quality than you could get in a theater. It was the age of the collector, it was the age of the DVD (and partially the Blu-Ray disc).

I bought my first DVD on my birthday in 2000 (Scream 3).

The illustrious first batch of DVDs was a grab-bag, but I remember vividly watching Gladiator for the first time that Christmas. I remember the old DVD player that I left hooked up wrong for nearly a year, where the picture would dim and then brighten, off-and-on, throughout the film, until I figured out how to hook it up properly.

And I suppose I could detail the discovery of every single film that lead me to pursue filmmaking as a potential career. Everything from my worn-out VHS copy of The Mummy (1999) to discovering Band of Outsiders my freshman year of college and literally standing up during the famous dancing scene in the cafe, where the music goes out and our narrator speaks, but we're also able to hear our characters still snapping in time with the song. I can't do it justice with words...



It may not seem so special now, but back in 2006, this was unlike anything I'd ever seen - and in such a simple way. Such a simple idea, well-executed. Godard opened me up to the language of cinema - regardless of the rest of his body of work, I owe him so much simply because of this one scene. Sure, Breathless and Contempt are masterpieces - particularly Contempt, but there's nothing like that first glimpse of his inimitable style. And for me, that happened to be with this film.

But I'm not here to discuss films past - I'm here as prelude to a discussion of films much more recent. I'm here to talk about this decade in film. It was a decade where I was discovering the classics alongside the films released every weekend. An average Friday night spent at home on Winter Break my Freshman year of college would consist of a triple-bill of The Rules of The Game, Wild Strawberries, and Rashomon on TCM - and a Saturday afternoon spent downloading the Oscar screener of Children of Men.

Which brings me to the internet, of course. Illegal downloading is frown-able-upon, I suppose - and I'm not even going to pretend I don't engage in it to an almost absurd degree - but if anyone can let me know how to contact the rights-holders of Inchon, I'll gladly get in touch with them in order to smooth out the legal issues concerning a DVD release. Until that time, however, I'll stick with my digital copy with out-of-sync audio that was recorded off of the now-defunct Moonie television network.

To close out this post, I'm going to list 10 ambitious flops from this decade that are actually worth checking out. Some of these, not all of these, are covered by Nathan Rabin's My Year of Flops articles on the A.V. Club. In these cases, I will link to said articles - because in a handful of cases, they're how I discovered the films.



#1. Southland Tales (2006)

You knew this was coming.

Also, what a gorgeous freaking poster, no?

Southland Tales, My Year of Flops - by Nathan Rabin.

I'll keep things brief, as Rabin's article is top-notch, but let's just say I've seen this film several times, in each of its available iterations (via the internet, I've procured the Cannes Film Festival cut with showed on Sky TV in the UK, the other is the theatrical cut, available on DVD). Both versions are phenomenally dense, and never less than perplexing, but when Kelly's on his game, there's no filmmaker I'd rather follow on a descent into madness.



#2. Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001)

I've heard arguments that this is genuinely a good movie, and I tend to agree with them, but there's no denying that this ludicrously ambitious effort hasn't quite been greeted with open arms by most. Let's just say it's a fun, 1980s-esque sci-fi actioner with a hint of mysticism to it and leave the comparisons to Avatar at that, shall we?



#3. Bad Boys II (2003)

Future generations will learn of our culture through this film, and this film alone. This remains Michael Bay's magnum opus, his crowning achievement, his masterpiece. Hell, the film even inspired Roger Ebert to ask if it was possible for a 'popcorn' film to 'out-popcorn' its audience. Perhaps, Mr. Ebert, perhaps, but if I'm to die of an overdose of something this amazing, this ball-shatteringly illiterate, this intoxicatingly insane, then so be it.



#4. Dreamcatcher (2003)

Dreamcatcher, My Year of Flops - by Nathan Rabin

As illustrated by Rabin's surreal recounting of the events of this film, what we have here is one of those blessed, all-too-rare instances where a lot of very talented people have an egregious lapse in judgment and choose to bring an atrocious, odd, and ultimately just ill-conceived project to completion. Directed by Lawrence Kasdan, Adapted by William Goldman, and starring among others the ever-noble Morgan Freeman and the unfortunately-Scientologist Jason Lee, this film should have lived up to the tension created by an excellent teaser trailer. It didn't. Smart went crazy. A mentally handicapable adult turns into an alien that saves the day. Maybe the mentally-handicapable have secretly been aliens testing our compassion all along? Maybe Stephen King was on a touch too many pain medications following his horrific car accident? Maybe, regardless, this film somehow makes the world a better place?



#5. The Wicker Man (2006)

The Wicker Man, My Year of Flops - by Nathan Rabin

I was fortunate enough to see this in theaters, before it became an internet sensation, and it remains one of the most incredible theater-going experiences of my entire life. There's a moment, about 20 minutes in, when the audience - who, mind you, had been on board through a lot of unconscionably hacky set-up at this point - turned on the film. It happens when Nicolas Cage is on a ferry, heading out to sea, and he thinks he sees the little girl he failed to save earlier in the film standing at the edge of the boat, looking out to sea.

An then all of a sudden a TRUCK comes out of NOWHERE and SMACKS into her!

And then Cage wakes up.

And the rest, my friends, must be seen to be fully understood and respected.



#6. It's All About Love (2003)

It's All About Love, My Year of Flops - by Nathan Rabin

Floating Ugandans. A medical anomaly where people's hearts simply stop beating. Sean Penn in an airplane for the entirety of the film, perpetually on a cell phone.

Ice skating Claire Danes clone assassins.

I've said enough. This film is too peculiar to pass up, and quite possibly some kind of David Lynch-esque mindfuck of the highest order.

That's right. I've seen it twice now, and I still don't know what the hell it's trying to do.



#7. Battlefield Earth (2000)

Battlefield Earth, My Year of Flops - by Nathan Rabin

John Travolta shepherds a different breed of crazy to the screen, and - if you can manage to make it through the entire film - somehow, you've become a more complete human being.

This is by no means a good film. This is simply a film whose hubris must be seen to be believed. (I mean, LOOK at those codpieces!)




#8. Babylon A.D. (2008) & The Chronicles of Riddick (2004)
I only begin cheating here because both of these films are extremely complex, ever-so-slightly compromised works that create odd, unusual worlds and don't get anywhere near the attention they deserve for their ingenuity and their many peculiarities.
Babylon A.D. is essentially Children of Men only shorter, stranger, and altogether less interesting (although it possesses remarkably inventive set-pieces).



Additionally, The Chronicles of Riddick's 'Underverse' remains one of the odder concepts introduced to science fiction film this decade.
Neither of these are anything too innovative, and any film in which the lead character outruns the sun certainly has its flaws, but both films are quite fascinating and remain strangely singular works from a pair of embattled auteurs, David Twohy and Mathieu Kassovitz.



#9. The Happening (2007)

Pound for idiotic pound, this is one of the the dumbest, most shockingly clueless films ever made. Naturally, it gets better (and funnier) with each passing viewing. Welcome to Killadelphia.

Short of John Leguizamo, none of the actors in this film turn in credible work, and nearly all of them are given something absolutely inane to say. Here, you can see the seams in the story even if you're not familiar with script structure. Shyamalan's effort is visible even to the naked, untrained eye. Ideas are introduced in one scene only because they must be established for the very next scene, with little thought given to character, tone, or suspense.

Honestly, this film is an absolute MUST-SEE. More fun than Shyamalan's previous misfire, Lady in the Water, and dumber than paste. Dumber than sea cucumbers. Less complex than most single-celled organisms. More awkward than a dugong. This film is the cinematic equivalent of your parents walking in on you masturbating.



#10. D-War (Dragon Wars) (2007)

D-War (Dragon Wars), My Year of Flops - by Nathan Rabin

Craig Robinson has been in some awful movies, but this is by far the most enjoyable. A South Korean epic action film that clocks in at about 82 minutes, features some of the most brain-dead acting this side of the Twilight series, and surprisingly boasts some decent special effects (even if they are used to sell action scenes that are more than content to simply repeat what's come before).

Yes, it's garbage - and yes, it's a touch too ambitious, but there are much, MUCH worse ways you can find to spend 82 minutes.

Honorable Mentions:

11. Torque (2004) - Here is a film that not only defies the laws of physics, it leaves a flaming bag of excrement on physics' doorstep.

12. House of the Dead/Postal (2003/2008) - Here's a pair of flip-sides to the Uwe Boll oeuvre of grotesqueries. One unintentionally seals its fate as one of the most unimaginably awful films ever made (while remaining hilarious), while the other serves as some strange missing link of spoof films that fits somewhere between the Zucker Bros. and the Friedberg/Seltzer abortions.

13. Van Helsing (2004) - Hey, I like it. Leave me alone.

14. War, Inc. (2008) - Mining the same vein of insanity as Southland Tales, this one's definitely worth a look if you're a John Cusack, Hilary Duff, or Montel Williams fan. Yes, they're all in this film.

I'd make a list of what films to avoid, but that would be nearly endless - and could possibly lead to my head exploding.

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And now, come the end of the decade, I've turned 21 and must once again this New Year's resolve to put away childish things, gain wisdom, get a good job and, hopefully, one day be married for my ample fortune.

In all seriousness, this could be the beginning of the very last annual/decade list I'll ever create, as I hope to be busy with a job/career in the near future, so I'll leave you all with this, in the spirit of the decade, and all that it stood for:



- Andrew Ford